Back by popular demand: turkey two ways – Crazy and Lazy! I, the Crazy Cook, swear by this turkey recipe. It really does make one of the best-tasting birds I’ve ever eaten, and I’ll be doing it again this year, due to family requests! The Lazy Cook’s turkey is well, pretty darn simple, but if you’re just looking to do a smaller piece of meat, it might work for you! Gobble, Gobble.